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Instacast super novice1/7/2023 >he also tells us to write a rms review and to purchase the latest rng box from the cash shop as it contains some hats that would look really good on us >a couple of seconds later nova himself appears out of nowhere and does a global server announcement congragulating us for clearing this extremely innovative piece of content he worked so hard on >the boss is defeated but drops no loot and we receive no experience, nobody seems to mind it, screaming "WE DID IT REDDIT!" instead >even if that wasn't the case, the cast would take 10 seconds, only to deal 1 damage >alas, somebody was already mashing spell breaker from a special saiyan accessory, which interrupts the cast and finishes the boss off >there's no time to formulate a spell to it just screams "!!" and begins to cast something >the signal from the brain manages to reach its mouth merely an instant before the imminent death >the poor boss realizes its fate and attempts to cast a magical spell >merely a second later, the boss is swarmed by hundreds of homing saiyan nuclear missiles, taking 999999 damage per hit >"OH GOD I'VE NO IDEA HOW WE SURVIVED THIS, PLEASE BEGIN TO DPS THE BOSS GUYS!" he screams even louder and temporarily deafens me, I quickly mute discord >finally the motion delay is over and damage number appears >for 3 seconds absolutely nothing happens >the boss finishes launching its attack and suspense music begins to play >"I HOPE I'LL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS PLEASE KEK HELP ME!" bikini maid screams in an autistic panic attack >the boss raises its arm to perform a dramatic slowmo attack because its aspd and animation motion appear to be slower than those of a poring >"I'M TANKING, PLEASE HEAL ME!" he screams really loud on discord >a couple of minutes later the boss finally engages bikini maid >"i-it's almost here, p-please p-prepare g-guys!" bikini maid screams again >after some minutes it almost reaches bikini maid, our trusty tank >"g-guys d-don't p-panic!" bikini maid screams >it begins to crawl towards the party at 1 mph while making loud poring plop sounds >the script breaks again so we perform more obscure rituals >bikini maid waddles through a lot of untelligible dialogues that appear to be machine translated >meanhile "!!" exclamations randomly appear across the map, I believe them to be the anguished ghosts of those monsters we just slaughtered, spooky! >some monsters spawn but I don't get to see them as they're instantly removed by flashy super saiyan aoes >everyone is praising the new instance and appears to be excited while we do so >we run around the place in geometric patterns, performing some sort of voodoo ritual for a few minutes >nothing appears to happen, the script is broken >they tell me it's fine, this isn't some server with artificial difficulty like leika >I mention that I am basically naked, my stat and skill points aren't distributed and we don't have a plan >"it's time to tackle the latest piece of content" bikini maid says >after a couple of hours standing there doing nothing I am finally 175/60, wasn't this a low rate server? >get invited instantly and then taken to some place called gramps >go through some dumb tutorial that takes ages and makes no sense at all, then type light like it's some high rate server Instacast super novice download#>mfw there's some babyfur race called doram, did I download the wrong game? Instacast super novice install#>download and install the client, log in and make my character >decide to try out this server called nova shilled so much on /rog/
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